Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity

. - Einstein.

 

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Einstien.

 

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

. - Woodrow Wyatt

 

"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."

-- Aristotle (4th century B.C.)

 

Necessity is the mother of hard work, vision is the mother of invention.

- G.E. Nordell

 

"A faithful friend is the medicine of life."

-- Apocrypha

 

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

.-- Walter Winchell

 

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -

Socrates

 

"I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship."

-- Pietro Aretino (1537)

 

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. -

Plato

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

- Benjamin Franklin

 

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

- Michel de Montaigne

 

Sheikh saadi ka quol hai: talwar do qisam ki hoti hai

1. lohay ki
2. mohabbat ki

faraq sirf itna hai ke lohay wali 1 ko 2 karti hai aur muhabbat wali
2 ko 1 kar deti hai.

 

If You Trust Someone.
Trust Till The End;

Whatever the Result May Be.

In The End Either you'll Have A Very
Good Friend

Or A Very Good Lesson.

 

QUOTE: Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. (Abraham Lincoln)

 

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..
But a boy takes few seconds to love & too much time to hate
(SHAKESPEARE….)

 

Richard Moss ---
"The greatest gift you can give to someone is the purity of your attention.."

 

Shakespeare said:
Never play with the feelings of others bcoz you may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely loose the person for lifetime...!!

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Arthur Schopenhauer

 

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

George Burns

 

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours

 

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir   

 

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

 

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself

 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

 

There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools

 

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

G. K. Chesterton

 

Work is the curse of the drinking class

"You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people, than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."
-- Bernard Meltzer

 

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies,

but the silence of our friends.
-Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)

 

Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship.

A man may have authority over others,

but he can never have their hearts but by giving his own.

-- Thomas Wilson

 

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures

and tolerates your success!

-- Doug Larson

 

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

-- Sicilian Proverb

 

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

 

Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them,

but you know they are always there.

 

"You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality."

-- Woodrow Wilson

 

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.

 

"Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love."

-- Charles Peguy

Ups & Downs are the pärt of LiFE..
*When U are "UP"
Your friends know
"WHØ U R..!"
But..
When U are "DoWN"..
U know
"WHØ is y

 

 

Up and downs are the part of life…
When you are up your friends know Who You Are…!
But when you are down…
You will come to  know Who is Your Friend….!

 

Who am I?
A step when you stop, a touch when you are lost,  A word when you are queit,  A smile when you are sad, and A friend who would be there for you forever.

 

"FRIENDSHIP" Should Have a Determination like A "MIRROR", Which Never Loses its Ability to Reflect Even if it is "BROKEN" into a Thousand Pieces

 

"Nevr Evr Try 2 Examine Frndship
bcoz Frndz r Like Diamonds

Whn u Hit Them They Dont Break

Bt May Slip Away Frm ur Life"
(shakespeare)

 

 

2 Golden lines from Shakespears.

"Go to help ur freind in problem without invitation &
don't go to your freind,s happiness without invitation!" 

 

A true friend
is not like
,',' ,' Räìñ',' ,',
which comes
&
goes away..
A True Friend
is Like
=_= _Air_=_=  Sometimes Silent But
Always Around U = =

 

Agar koi tm se naraz ha aur usay is baat ka gharor ha k tm usay mana lo gay to us k gharor ko totnay mat daina.

 

It is said: "When ur friend lies to you it is not his fault actually but is ur's because you didnt give him proper space to tell the truth"
-Shakespear-

It is not important how fast you are moving
It is very important in which direction u r moving

 

Life is not a rehearsal,
Each day is a new show.
No repeat,
no rewind,
no retake...
So,
give ur best show
in all your acts..
As the show goes
on & on & on....!!

 

Massage of the day
There is only 1 difference between
"Dream and Aim"
Dream requires effortless sleep.
Whereas, Aim requires sleepless efort.

 

People will always throw stones in ur path !
It dpends on u ! what do u make from it:
A "Wall" of difficulties.
OR,
A "Bridge" over difficulties.....

 

PERFECTION is Impossible 2 b Achieved
Completely by Any1 in dis World
But if u Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way u may Catch EXCELLENCE.

 

When pe0ple talk behind ur back, what d0es it mean? Simple!  It means that u r a few steps ahead 0f them. S0 keep m0ving ahead in life :-)

 

When u find a dream inside ur heart,
Dont ever let it go bcoz dreams r the seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.
May U Have a successful life.
Aamin

 

Winning horse dsn't know Y it wins the race, It runs bcz of the beats & pains.  Life is a race, GOD is Ur rider so if U r in pain then think, God wants U 2 win!

 

Wonderful Words By
Martin Luthor King:

If u can't fly,
Run

If u can't run,
Walk

If u can't walk,
Crawl

But keep moving towards Goal..!

Take the first step in FAITH
you don’t have to see the whole staircase
just take the first step

 

Don't Be Afraid Of Pressure ...
Remember That Pressure Is What
Turns A Lump Of Coal
In To A DIAMOND

 

Life Is A Paradox
Whatever U Want, U Don't Get
Whatever U Get, U Don't Enjoy
Whatever U Enjoy, Is Not Permanent
Whatever Is Permanent,
Is Boring

 

If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END's
If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins
GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside

 

We Only Live Once But
Once Is Enough
If we Do It Right
Live Ur Life With Class,
Dignity And Style
So That An
Exclamation,
Rather Than A Question
Mark Signifies It

 

Those Who Try To Do Something And FAIL ..
Are Infinitely Better Than
Those Who Try To Do Nothing
And
SUCCEED ..

 

If Someone Points Out Your Mistake ,

Be Happy That At least Someone Is Interested In

''What You Have Done

 

If you don’t go after what you want,
you’ll never have it.

If you don’t ask,
the answer is always no.

If you don’t step forward,
you’re always in the same place …

 

If A Problem Can Be Solved Then
There's No Need For Worrying
And
If A Problem Cannot Be Solved Then
What's The Use Of Worrying

Never change ur originality for the sake of others,
Bcoz no one can play ur role better than you.

So be urself...
Bcoz
everyone is unique!

 

Excellent words by Dr. Abdul Kalam:
Dream is not that what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep

 

Never argue with idiots….
First they bring you to their level and
Then they beat you with their experience…

 

Good decisions come from experience, but experience comes from bad decisions,
This is life. So don’t worry for any mistakes, learn from them and go ahead

 

"Don't worry abt the delay in ur success compared to others bcoz construction of pyramid takes more time than an ordinary building"

 

Only Eyes Speak Truth..
Neither The Mirror Nor The Lips.The Person Who is ur frnd Can See Pain In Your Eyes While Every One Else Still Believes In Your Smile!!

 

Pèöplé are nøt beäutiful, As they löøk, As they walk, As they wèar.
Pèöplé are beäutiful, As they lövè, As they are siñcèrè, As they cäre, As they $härè...

 

Act according to this Beautiful Quote:

"If u cant be a pencil to write anyone's Happiness then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's Sorrows"

 

Affection Is Not
Measured When
Both Take Care Of
Each Other
It Is Measured
When One Ignores
And The Other Still
Continues To Care ...

 

Apologizing does nt mean that u r wrng and the other iz right....at times it also means that u value the relationship much more thn urz ego.

Beautiful quote:

"If the loser keeps
his smile,

the winner will lose
the thrill of victory...!!!

 

Before u speak..
(listen)

B4 u criticise..
(wait)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate.
(love)

 

Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole.
So a little Anger or Ego can burn up all the Nobility of a good heart..!!

 

Kisi se itna door zaror jao k usy tmhari kami ka ehsas ho saky,
Lekin itna door nahi chaly jao k wo tmhary bina jeena seekh le@

 

Msg:
Dil 1 dukan hy,
Or Zuban Us ka tala,
Tala khulta hy
To Malom hota hy k Dukan
Sony ki hy Ya
Koyely ki.

 

Nature has given u a face,
But u have to provide the expression.
Be careful when u express,
Bcuz ur every expression will leave an IMPRESSION...... ! ! !

 

Never argue with idiots...
First they bring u to their level
&
then they beat u with their experience..

 

Never be Proud nor be Depressed.
What ever Position You hold in Society.
Remember when the Game of CHESS is over, both KING & PAWNS
go in same box.

 

You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without loosing your temper or self confidence!

 

You are Not Responsible for What People Think about You, But
You are Responsible for What you Give them to Think about You...!(yasin)

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

 

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

 

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

 

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

 

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you

 

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

 

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

 

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately

 

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

A young boy asks his Dad:
"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says:
"You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
son, THAT is confidential.
 

 

Church Minister: Do you say a little prayer before you sit down to eat your meals?

Little Boy: There’s no need for that, my mum’s a great cook!
 

 

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.

He got irritated... drank poison and said, "Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!"
 

 

Police constable to his son:
Tumhara result acha nahee aaya,
aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv band
Son: Yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yehin khatam karo

 

Jai: I've got such a bad headache.

Nitya: I know why.

Jai: Why?

Nitya: Well, yesterday when I had stomach ache, mummy said it was because it was empty, so I guess that's the problem with you too!
 

 

Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner at Parth's house, use your knife and fork properly.

Dhruv: Mummy, is it necessary that I use a knife and fork?

Mother: Of course you must!

Dhruv: But the soup will never stay on them!
 

 

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

 

Little sheby : U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Little sheby: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
 

 

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.

 

A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

 

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age

 

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

 

If you truly love someone,
then the only thing you want
for them is to be happy…
even if its not with you.

 

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

 

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

 

U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE

 

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

 

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Einstein.