1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!
 

 

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,
 

 

Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

Manager" what is Cyclone?

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.
 

 

Jaill Mein Pathaan say kisee nay poocha:
Tum say aisee kiya galtee ho gaee jo tum Jail mein ho?
Pathaan: Mai nay Bank Lootaa.
or
Paisay waheen Ginaney bayth gayaa.
 

 

Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye.

Us ne baap ki photo qabrastan main ek tree pr laga di aur us k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"

 

Ik Pathaan apnay baap kee kabar pay gayaa or Haal Chaaal poochaaa.
Kabar say koee aawaaz nhee aaee.
Pathaan kabar par likhh ker chalaa gayaa key.....



AIYSAA KAROO GEY TOU KOUN AAYEGAA?
 

 

Pathaan: Larkee phansaanee aatee hey?
Sardaar: Nahee
Pahtaan: Baraa aasaan hey, ek kaaghaz lay, usska Jahaaz banaa, class mein uraa day,
Teacher poochay to Larkee ka naam lagaa day.
Phans gaee larkee.
 

 

Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k

koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai

Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.

Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???

Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...
 

 

Pathan:Yar aj tabyat thik nahi, Har chez double nazar arahi hai.

Sardar:(1000 ka note agay kartay hoe)Ye lay wo 2000 jo last time main ne lye thay

 

Pathan proposed a Girl:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.
 

Aik Pathan ko Doctor Ne kaha

Aap ko Gas Trouble Hay Subha Subha koi Game khela Karien

Ab Pathan G Roz Subha Apnay Mobile Per Snake wali Game
Khelte hain

 

Ek Pathan Ko Khali Msg Aaya
Pathan Ne Usi Mobile Number par Call Kr K  kaha? !!!

O Yaara! Tumko Malum Hay? Tumhara Mobile Ka siyahi Khatam Ho gayi hai. -:)

 

Teacher: 'ITFAQ' ka jumla banao..?
Pathan student:

"jis din meray baap ka shadi tha, 'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maan ka b shadi tha?

 

Pathan thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Pathan:
Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garam rehti ha.

Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho?
Pthan:4 Qulfi or 2 cup Chaye.W

 

A sexy lady in an inviting tone: batao
Mere underwear main kia hai?
Khan sb (with full confidence): elastic hi hoga, aaj kal naale waali kaun pehnta hai !!

 

Pathan sharab peeta raha aur rota raha
Aik admi ne poocha: kia hua khan sab
Pathan said: jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hun uska naam yaad nahi aaraha

 

Pathan ne Bache ka naam MQM rkha..

Dost:Apko MQM se nafrat ha phir apne
Bete ka nam MQM Q rkha?

PATHAN: Hum sari dunya ko btana chata
ha Pathan MQM ka Bap ha.

 

Shakir Khan & Jazbat Khan are in a railway station.

Jazbat khan asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Quetta?"

"No," answers the Railway man.

"Can I?" asks Shakir Kha

 

 

 

Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag rat
Pathan rat ko seeti le
Kr bahar jane laga

Anti Misba:
kahan chale?

Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohale
Ke chowkidari kon kre ga?

Height of +ve thinking
Soldier: sir Hume Dushman Ne Charo Tarf Se Ghyr Lya He
Pathan Major: Excellent
Yani K Ab Hm Kisi B Tarf Se Dushman Pe Attack KrSkte Hein

 

A Pathan goes to see the Movie "JurassicPark" and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him

"Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"

Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

 

Pathan halwai se: tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
Halwai bare fakhar se: 30 saal se
Pathan: bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani.

 

1 pathan bathroom mein betha tha.
Samne likha tha, paani ka ziada istemaal karein
Wo 3 lotte pani pee gaya!!!!!111

 

Pathan 1:
"Mein Job K Liye Bohat Pur Umeed Hoon"
Iski English Kia Hogi?
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Pathan 2:
I Am Pregnant For The Job..

 

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha!

Kisi ne poocha aesa kion kar rahy ho?

Pathan: Hmara BV hamary Dost k sath Bhag Gia hy Or Ham Apny Dost k Bghair Jee nahi sakta!

 

Pathan:
Itny sary log Football ko taang kyun maar rahy hain?

Aadmi:
Gol krny k liye

pathan:
Gol hi to hai aur kitna gol krein gay..?

 

Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathan?"

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."